el jarocho mayor

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  the Jerky Boys

  by kaykay_mp in

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  i decided to start my own thread instead of hijacking the other one about "what kind of music do you listen to?".

  sol has got to be my favorite character:.

  i like the one where he's talking to this guy's mom; it's called "nudist colony"--"he said we go to the beach and step on piss clams.

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  i love the one where the guy calls a lawyer to tell him that he has been "hurt" on the job by his boss! I loved that one!
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  Would You Run For President/Prime Minister/Etc. If You Could???

  by minimus in

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  and not just everyone "could" run for office.

  you need money, exposure, the media, influence, etc.

  but if you could, if it was even a longshot possibility, would you ever consider running for office?

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  I didnt kill him...his head just kinda like sorta exploded on its own.
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  Would You Run For President/Prime Minister/Etc. If You Could???

  by minimus in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  and not just everyone "could" run for office.

  you need money, exposure, the media, influence, etc.

  but if you could, if it was even a longshot possibility, would you ever consider running for office?

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  CIA assination plots, bay of pigs, Italian mafia, exploding cigars, cuban exiles and 9 presidents later Im still here.
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  Would You Run For President/Prime Minister/Etc. If You Could???

  by minimus in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  and not just everyone "could" run for office.

  you need money, exposure, the media, influence, etc.

  but if you could, if it was even a longshot possibility, would you ever consider running for office?

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  el jarocho mayor

  I already am "El Presidente" and I intend on keeping it that way.
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  100mph winds

  by LittleToe in

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  that'll teach me to eat beans on toast, yesterday!!!.

  the wind is really picking up and the town is clearing as everyone is getting sent home from work.. we're expecting 100mph gusts here, on the west coast of scotland.. i'm gonna go home and get cosy, with a roaring coal fire.

  it's just as well our houses are built for severe weather!.

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  Stay safe LT
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  What's Your Opinion of the Internet?

  by minimus in

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  the watctower society demonizes the internet.

  there have been many unsubstantiated reports that have been proven false on the 'net.

  and there have been some very helpful sources here.

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  I love the internet!! there is so much FREE PORN!!! No, but seriously, I love the fact that i can instantly be in touch with my family in the States.
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  Why did we become JW?

  by BigG in

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  i was brought up in the 'truth' for many years until i was 20 or thereabouts and now being on the outside looking in i see not only jw's for what they really are but i believe i see religion for what it really is too.. consider this point, and this reminds me of a song written by alanis morrisette entitled, forgiven which is a pretty cool stab at religion itself if you read the lyrics closely...one part of the lyrics is 'we all had our reasons to be there'.

  if you came into the truth, consider the reasons why, what were the circumstances of your life...were you searching for something.

  even if they were brought up in it...consider the reasons why their parents started to believe.

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  I joined when I was full ripe mature 12 year old. My cousin had just gotten baptised the year before(she was 11). All my friends were getting baptised around the same time, so I didnt want to be the only one left out and decided to get wet. Plus maybe I would shut up my mother and grandmother and just about everyone else in the congo that would constantly ask me, "so, when are you getting baptised?" , "how old are you...really, dont you think its time to get baptised?" "You know if you really want to further develop a close personal realtionship with Jehova you really must be baptised." "We cant give you privledges(sp) unless you get baptised." So basically thats why I got baptised. And as far as any privledges go, I never got them cuz I didnt have a dad who was an Elder or MS in fact I never had a dad so I didnt get privledges. Meanwhile little kids who were 8,9,10,11 who werent even baptised, would have mic duty because their dads were Elders and MS.
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  im curious where is everyone from?

  by brokenfairy in

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  i am originally from the fort worth/grand prairie area....just curious as to where others have come from?

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  Originally form the Chicago Northwest Suburb of DesPlaines. Went to all spanish speaking congs
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  AL-LAH BLAMED SENT TSUNAMI AS PUNISHMENT

  by Raphael in

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  bbc news reported today that islamic clerics in indonesia proclaimed that allah had sent tsunami, just as he did the flood in noahs' day as punishment for peoples wicked deeds.... sad how religion always rears its ugly head and tries to use a natural disaster to strike even more fear and guilt into peoples minds and hearts, when what they really need right now is compassion and comfort.. .

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  Ah...so it was him all along? I knew it!
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  Let the Playoffs begin

  by xenawarrior in

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  I still say the Bears have a chance. Right, right? Walter we need you!!!!!